Since I can't think of anything to rant about at the moment (don't worry, it'll come to me), I'm going to share a few hilarious jokes that were told to me by a thirteen year old. When asked where he got these jokes, he revealed that googling funny jokes is what kids his age do at school. Bad for the future of our society? Yes. Good for my amusement now? Yep. So here they are:
Q: What did the right saggy boob say to the left?
A: If we don't get some support around here soon, people are going to think we're nuts!
A cop on a horse stops a boy riding his bike and asks, "Who gave you that bike?" The little boy says, "Santa Claus." The cop says, "Ok, well next year tell Santa to put some reflectors on that bike." Then the kid asks, "Who gave you that horse?" The cop says, "Santa Claus." The kid says, "Oh, well next year tell Santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse instead of the top." Mwahahahaha (my input).
A brunette is standing on the side of the highway saying, "Eighty-eight, eighty-eight, eighty-eight. . .". A blond walks up and asks, "Why do you keep saying 'eighty-eight'?" The brunette says, "Take three steps back and I'll show you." So the blond takes three steps back onto the highway, is hit by an eighteen wheeler, and dies. The brunette says, "Eighty-nine, eighty-nine, eighty-nine. . ."
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